Wow... this year I really have been busy!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I punched cero_ate in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ilyena_sylph's purse (30 points). In November I bought porn for greeneyelove (10 points). In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1058 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, loopylouise123

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